William Thomsen takes steaming dump while naked inside Bridgestone Arena parking garage

On August 6th, 59-year-old William Thomsen was spotted completely naked and refusing to leave the Bridgestone Arena parking garage. Officers arrived and made contact with Thomsen, who was outside of the parking garage but still on the property. Thomsen immediately confessed to defecating in the garage when speaking to officers, explaining that he had no other place to do it. Thomsen went on to tell officers that he wouldn’t leave and that he would be back later. Thomsen later also told officers that he wanted to go to jail. Officers took Thomsen into custody and transported him to booking, where he was charged with public intoxication, public indecency, and criminal trespassing.